Custom Crit Cup
$30.00Some drinkware holds wine. This holds stories.
The Crit Cup can be customized for backyard game nights, wedding dance floors, beach sunsets, and that deeply earned “I survived today” pour. Double-wall insulated to keep your reds steady and your whites crisp.
Custom Stealth Sipper
$30.00Some gear you carry. Some gear carries you. This is the second kind.
Our custom laser-engraved flask is built for side quests, summit toasts, wedding shenanigans, and the occasional “I need +3 charisma right now” moment.
Stealth Sipper
$20.00Flasks are basically stealth mode for beverages, and an engraved one? That’s legendary loot.
Meet The Stealth Sipper.
Sleek, durable, and ready for your next side quest—whether that’s a mountaintop toast, a wedding reception, or surviving small talk at a family reunion.
The Crit Cup
$20.00Meet your new favorite quest reward: The Crit Cup. 🛡️
These double-wall, insulated tumblers keep your reds bold, your whites chill, and your hands condensation-free.