Custom 3-Mode Hydrator
$40.00Some people carry water. Some people carry options.
Meet the 3-Mode Hydrator — a 25oz stainless steel powerhouse built for whatever the day throws at you. Gym session? Desk grind? Road trip chaos? This bottle adapts. With three interchangeable lids, you can swap your sipping style to match the mission. Straw top for quick pulls. Flip lid for controlled flow. Classic screw cap for sealed-and-throw-it-in-the-bag confidence.
Custom All-Class Chalice
$30.00Some vessels pick a side. This one multiclasses.
Meet the All-Class Chalice — a 20oz tall tumbler built for coffee at dawn, water at noon, and something more celebratory by evening. Double-wall insulated stainless steel keeps hot drinks hot, cold drinks cold, and your hands blissfully neutral.
Custom Circle Coaster
$5.00Everyone Needs a set of slick drink coasters.
Customize to your heart’s content! Make your coffee table scream retro, nerdy, gothic… You!
Custom Copper Caffeine Cannon
$35.00Bold look. Serious performance. Zero morning mercy.
*COPPER CAFFEINE CANNON ENTERS THE CHAT*
Our copper-plated stainless steel coffee tumblers bring a sharp, eye-catching finish to your daily fuel ritual. Double-wall insulated to keep coffee hot and iced drinks cold for hours. They’re built for early commutes, long shop days, road trips, and those “do not engage until caffeinated” mornings.
Custom Hydration Relic
$35.00Some artifacts restore health. This one prevents the damage in the first place.
Meet the Hydration Relic — a 24oz water bottle forged for long quests, heavy lifts, job-site grinds, and daily boss battles. Built from durable stainless steel and double-wall insulated to keep water ice-cold for hours, it’s the kind of gear you grab automatically on your way out the door. Reliable. Solid. No drama.
Custom Square Coaster
$5.00Everyone Needs a set of slick drink coasters.
Customize to your heart’s content! Make your coffee table scream retro, nerdy, gothic… You!
Custom Stealth Sipper
$30.00Some gear you carry. Some gear carries you. This is the second kind.
Our custom laser-engraved flask is built for side quests, summit toasts, wedding shenanigans, and the occasional “I need +3 charisma right now” moment.